Police on alert across America after murder of NYPD officers
“Wear bulletproof vests. Avoid posting inflammatory statements on social media. Don’t make arrests unless you have to. Don’t patrol alone.”
- Wear bulletproof [sic] vests: Or, even better…
- Avoid inflammatory social media posts: Like threatening to murder law-abiding people.
- Don’t make unnecessary arrests: You know… Like busting and anally-raping innocent people.
- Don’t patrol alone: Got that covered.
Be careful out there. It’s dangerous.