“Americans continue to name Hillary Clinton as the woman living anywhere in the world whom they admire most, and name Barack Obama as the man they admire most. Clinton has held the top women’s spot in each of the last 13 years and 17 of the last 18, with that streak interrupted only by first lady Laura Bush in 2001 after the 9/11 terror attacks. Obama has been most admired man in each of the last seven years, beginning with 2008, the year he was elected president.”
Quick show of hands, please: Who among my readers actually got called for this “poll”? Who knows someone who got called? Who knows of someone who got called? Did they score hysterical laughter as approval?