Seems the feds want to diversify the country. No prob.
In a world where you are whatever you think you are, regardless of verifiable external, physical, objective reality, all they need to do is take that list of 60-odd race variants from the American Community Survey, divide the US population equally among them, then randomly assign everyone in the country a “race” by lottery.
Then you do the same with “religion”.
The real fun comes when we hand out the list of 11-12 — and counting — “sexual orientations. I can’t wait until Al Sharpton discovers he’s a White Jewish Lesbian…
And Bill Clinton (our first black president) is turned on by it.
Welcome to America, Land of the Free The Jerk
* You did hear that one; right?
Added: And Michelle Antoinette is the first Muslim First Lady, which — even aside from the usual conspiracist stuff — must make for an interesting home life for the Obamas.