I mean… Come on. Enough Jay Carney finally got so embarrassed by the crap that Barrycade made him say that he resigned.
“In this instance, the context and structure of the act compel us to depart from what would otherwise be the most natural reading of the pertinent statutory phrase.”
– Chief Cross-dressing Idiot John G. Roberts Jr.
If you’re having trouble parsing that out: “The language of the law was perfectly clear that these subsidies are illegal — that being one of the few points actually debated on the floor and settled before passage — that we have to pretend that the President’s (please don’t take my kid, sir) megalomaniacal desires (and that damned blackmail evidence) over-ride the plain law and the Constitution (which I haven’t used for anything but bird cage lining for years anyway).”