What part of prepared for looting hordes did he not understand?

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As seen at J. D. Tuccille’s Disloyal Opposition (welcome back!):

F******k guy says, “If an apocalypse ever happens, I’m going to make it my sole mission in life to gather together an enormous mob of people to take out all the survivalists, and then use all of their stockpiles to build a socialist utopia.”

Ahem…

“If an apocalypse ever happens, I’m going to make it my sole mission in life to gather together an enormous mob of helpless, unarmed, incapable, short-sighted people to take out all the survivalists well-armed, prepared, competent people with foresight who plan for problems like us, and then use all of their stockpiles to build a socialist utopia starve to death because none of us know how to open #10 cans without an electric can opener, much less maintain a society and its physical infrastructure.

Fixed it for him.

Remind me to stockpile more popcorn for that post-apocalyptic show.

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One thought on “What part of prepared for looting hordes did he not understand?

  1. MamaLiberty July 17, 2015 / 11:16 am

    Unarmed, unprepared idiots think they’ll take stuff from armed, prepared people…

    Oh yeah, I want to watch that.

    Took my 9mm carbine out to the range the other day. Did some rapid fire sweeps on multiple targets at various ranges and heights. Now, I never have fired a fully auto rifle, but I suspect I got more solid hits on target this way. Why waste ammo?

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