Oddly enough, I’m in a position to be the dubious viewer of satellite TV. Never had that before. Heck, the last time I actually had old-fashioned cable TV was around 20 years ago.
According to the listings, I theoretically have roughly 500 channels to choose from…
…and there’s still nothing on.*
* Piranhaconda and Sharknado definitely qualify as ‘nothing.’ And I discovered that ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ is a real thing. So to speak. I didn’t watch that either.