When I relocated, someone mentioned that this area hasn’t been hit by a hurricane in several years. In fact, the most recent I can see was more than a decade ago, and it technically didn’t hit smack dab; hurricane-force winds were offshore.
Now, I’ve been told that I’m a magnet for trouble. So when told of the hurricane shortage I said, “I’m here now. We’ll get hit.”
Sure ’nuff, projected storm paths suggest we might get center-punched by Erika as a Cat 1.