When this stuff shows up in certain venues, it’s hard to tell if it’s outright trolling, if the clowns think they’re merely satirizing ‘fly-over’ country, and don’t understand us well enough to pull it off, or if they believe this shit. I won’t bother. I’ll just leave you with this:
Brian Lombardi: [sings]
I am the very model of the modern metrosexual,
I’ve information vegan, gluten-free, and ineffectual,
I know the kings of Washington, and I run from fights historical,
Though my gov-school knowledge is really quite hysterical.
(to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan’s ‘I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General’)