I don’t have to mow the lawn after all.

World Will Be ‘Annihilated’ by Day’s End: Doomsday Group
According to eBible Fellowship, a Christian group based in Philadelphia, Wednesday is the Earth’s final day—and it’s based on Camping’s former end-time predictions, the Guardian reports. The deceased prophet had originally pegged May 21, 2011, as our collective last day (followed quickly by Oct. 21, 2011, after the first date came and went with no mass destruction), but eBible founder Chris McCann says Camping’s first selected doomsday was just Phase One of the end: That day in May was actually Judgment Day, at which point God simply stopped deciding who would be saved and who wouldn’t on the day of reckoning scheduled for 1,600 days later—which is Wednesday.

That would be today. No word on what time zone their deity lives in, but apparently it isn’t US Eastern.

Maybe I should believe in zombies. Camping has been dead for nearly two years, yet his failed predictions still live on.

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