Darn, he just missed a Darwin Award

Maybe he’ll find another challenge before he breeds.

Washington boy suffers brain bleed after attempting ‘Duct Tape Challenge’
A Washington teenager is in the hospital recovering after being wrapped tightly in duct tape and trying to break himself free of the bind. Q13 Fox reported that Skylar Fish, a 14-year-old who lives in Renton, Washington, was playing “The Duct Tape Challenge,” an online competition that teens across the United States are taking part in.

To prove that stupidity is contagious, his mom started a GoFundMe campaign to raise $5,000… and 18 people have already kicked in $765.

I’d never heard of the Duct Tape Challenge before this, but apparently it’s a thing.

Kids, two words: tensile strength. The cheap Scotch brand is rated at 36 lb/in. For one layer. Think on that.

I think I’ll do my bit for the species by posting a Table Salt Challenge, and get these morons to eat pounds of the stuff.


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