Dear Voters,

What in the fuck are you thinking?!

The election jumped the shark early on when Carson had to defend himself against claims that he didn’t stab someone. Since, every freaking candidate seems to be deadset on jumping the megalodon. Lengthwise.

Leading the Demo pack is a woman mysteriously still not under indictment for violating 18 U.S. Code § 2071. She admitted it. She isn’t even eligible to hold office now.

Behind her is “Feel the Bern” Sanders, with promises of free everything for everybody, because that worked so well in the past.

The Reps? The top polling clown is a Dem donor who wanted Oprah Winfrey as his VP, and loves him some eminent domain. Cutter Carson I’ve already mentioned. Rubio has voted for a gun ban. Cruz… actually almost looks nearly acceptable.

But the Rep debates… Generally, by this time in the primary season, candidates are getting specific on their platforms, and what they’ll do in office. Last night, instead of getting that we got…

A debate on the use of hands as a proxy for penile dimension and the size of Trump’s alleged equipment.

On national TV. Live.

And today’s polls? The clowns are still popular with you voters.

What the hell are you people, and why the fuck are you voting?


3 thoughts on “Dear Voters,

  1. wdg3rd March 4, 2016 / 12:18 pm

    I’ve picked my polling place. A roof above 14 stories is a nice range distance.


      • wdg3rd March 4, 2016 / 12:48 pm

        Several of my cow-orkers disliked it when I used that image as my wallpaper on my office system. Fuck ’em. Can’t respect an office manager who comes into the office on some arbitrary Wednesday morning an hour late because she was in line for a priest to stub out a cigarette on her forehead.


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