What in the fuck are you thinking?!
The election jumped the shark early on when Carson had to defend himself against claims that he didn’t stab someone. Since, every freaking candidate seems to be deadset on jumping the megalodon. Lengthwise.
Leading the Demo pack is a woman mysteriously still not under indictment for violating 18 U.S. Code § 2071. She admitted it. She isn’t even eligible to hold office now.
The Reps? The top polling clown is a Dem donor who wanted Oprah Winfrey as his VP, and loves him some eminent domain. Cutter Carson I’ve already mentioned. Rubio has voted for a gun ban. Cruz… actually almost looks nearly acceptable.
But the Rep debates… Generally, by this time in the primary season, candidates are getting specific on their platforms, and what they’ll do in office. Last night, instead of getting that we got…
A debate on the use of hands as a proxy for penile dimension and the size of Trump’s alleged equipment.
On national TV. Live.
And today’s polls? The clowns are still popular with you voters.
What the hell are you people, and why the fuck are you voting?