Oh Boy: Horse-sized Lions

Scientists attempt to clone Ice Age LION CUBS after discovering ‘near-perfect’ 12,000-year-old remains in Siberia
Two cubs were found in Russia’s Sakha Republic last August in a near-perfect state thanks to the deep-freeze conditions where they lay. Researchers hope to find living tissues containing DNA in the remains, which will allow them to recreate the now extinct Ice Age cave lion.

What could possibly go wrong?

But think: We can turn Detroit into an Ice Age wildlife preserve, stocked with giant cave lions, wooly mammoths, and politicians!


2 thoughts on “Oh Boy: Horse-sized Lions

  1. MamaLiberty March 6, 2016 / 1:50 pm

    Well, that combination would give the big cats plenty to eat, but what about the poor mammoths? I don’t think they can eat politicians…


    • Bear March 6, 2016 / 2:12 pm

      Once we level Detroit and let it revert to grasslands, the mammoths should be fine. And for their entertainment


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