Campaign Questions I’d Love to See

“Mrs. Clinton, what did you know about the W keys and when did you know?”

For the lifestyle pages:
“Mrs. Clinton, do you plan to reuse the White House china?”

And I can’t leave Trump out: “Mr. Trump, understandably, your White House redecoration would include gilt plumbing and lighting fixtures, but is true the exterior columns will be neon-illuminated and animated?”

“Mr. Sanders, given your good socialist principles, may we assume that you would be opening the East Wing up as free public housing for the indigent?”

How ’bout y’all?

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