#trigglypuff

A song for the Twenty-teens:

Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be landwhales*
Don’t let’ em eat Cheetos and all that fried stuff
Make ’em see doctors about healthy stuff

No apologies to Waylon or the Bruces, because I suspect they’d approve.


* Cuz the manatees won’t have her.

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One thought on “#trigglypuff

  1. MamaLiberty May 3, 2016 / 8:01 am

    Oh yeah… Ever try to TELL a teen what to eat? Doctors don’t usually know squat about nutrition (or actual health, by the way), and the government has sold nutritional lies for at least 75 years or more.

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