Love American Style*

It may be a joke,** although Faux Snooze reports they already have over 500 registered users, but someone has started TrumpSingles.com Presumably for Oompa Loompas looking for that special someone. Could be worse. It could have been a TRindr app.

Oh, the possibilities…

  • Billy Jeff’s ClintonSingles.com
    Guaranteed to get you a hot date. With Bill.
    Whether you want it or not. Free ice.
  • HillarySingles.com
    In case you’ve been worried about, “Who mah a-beddin’?
  • SandersSingles.com
    Previously known as OurTime.com.
  • JohnsonSingl…
    Nah. Too easy.

Never have I enjoyed an election season so much.


* Yes, I’m old enough to remember that.

** Which I’m inclined to think, since the site is reporting Resource Limit Is Reached The website is temporarily unable to service your request as it exceeded resource limit. Please try again later. Typically the mark of a small noncommercial site overloaded when it goes viral. And whois shows it’s just a two year proxy registration.

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3 thoughts on “Love American Style*

  1. Fred June 9, 2016 / 7:48 pm

    HillarySingles.com

    Discrete, all evidence destroyed.

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  2. Fred June 10, 2016 / 2:12 pm

    It’s a work in progress. Here’s another;

    HillarySingles.com
    Discrete, All evidence suppressed, self pardon later.

    But all is well; you know you’re in a banana republic when the administration endorses somebody it’s investigating for felonies. – heard at Western Shooters.

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