Democrats: Clips of Trump flip-flopping on pretty much every possible issue, intermixed with a list of business and marriage failures.
Republicans: 1) Clinton lying intermixed with Clinton barking. 2) Clips of Comey rationalizing Clinton’s crimes in today’s hearing intermixed with a list of convenient accidents and suicides.
Libertarians: “We aren’t either of them.”
Sweet Meteor O’Death: “I’ll stop it all.”