I deliberately avoided news last night. I even delayed checking anything for a while this morning. So…
Trump won the non-binding popularity contest, and is expected to win the electoral college vote.
Clinton hasn’t been seen in public since she cast her own ballot. Still no firm time for her to appear. I figure she’s either stroked out, or they’re still tranking her.
The media pollsters were shocked and horrified to discover that there are people somewhere in between the East and West Coasts. Who knew?
Just remember: It’s never too late for an Extinction Level Event.
Cue an Obama pardon for HRC in… 3… 2… 1…