“If you’re at a “church” where “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” is playing then, you are not at an actual Church. Most likely you were at one of the government run, IRS incorporated, apostasies of State control over the minds of stupid.”
While I was aware that even some Christian churches frown upon the secular aspects of the holiday, I was previously ignorant of the fact that no “actual church” is permitted to include secular practices next to religious ones.
Oh, dear. My nieces are religious. I’d better scratch out the “From Santa” on those packages, lest they be confused and think we live in a free country where we can pretend there’s a Santa sharing joy in celebration of the Christian holiday, as well as recognize the faith-based elements.
But just to keep this straight… Is this a Christian Sharia law, or Muslim?