Amber Tip-Off

So I got yet another Amber Alert on my phone. Lessee…

Child’s Description
Sex: dunno
Age: dunno
Hair: dunno
Eyes: dunno
Height: dunno
Weight: dunno
Clothing: dunno

Suspect’s Description
Sex: dunno
Age: dunno
Hair: dunno
Eyes: dunno
Height: dunno
Weight: dunno
Clothing: dunno

What we do know is that until they tipped off the suspect by sending the alert to every cell phone in the effin’ state — including his/hers — he/she was thought to be driving:

1/24/2017 12:36 PM Norcross, GA AMBER Alert: LIC/RCP9791 (GA) 2009 Ford Flex

Don’t know what color the car is, though.

Seriously: this is not helpful. In plain frickin’ fact, it’s more likely harmful by feeding tips to the alleged bad guy.

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