Chips for Dummies

Pair files lawsuit against chip company’s half-filled bags
While the labels they use do show the correct weights inside the bag, the plaintiffs allege that a 2.75-ounce bag of Wise Ridgies Sour Cream and Onion chips is only filled to the 2.5 inch line — out of a 10-inch capacity.

Fucking morons. If the chips weren’t cushioned in air-filled, “over-sized” bags, the pussies would be suing Wise because the chips were broken and crushed to crumbs.

First, I hope that venue is one which allows the defendant to recoup legal expenses from maliciously litiginous “plaintiffs.”

Secondly, should the assholes somehow win, Wise should introduce a new product line: “Potato Chips for Dummies.” The “chips” should be reduced to aforementioned crumbs and vacuum-sealed into 2×3″ packets (appropriately labeled for weight), with the note, “Some assembly required by morons.”

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