Over at The Zelman Partisans, regarding the new bump-fire stock ban proposal:
Screw Physical Reality
If words having meaning, this is impossible without making every semiautomatic firearm an NFA item. Please note that this redefines machinegun without offering any grace period or grandfathering for existing gear.
And at long last, pi can finally equal 3.2, and circles are squared, in Indiana at least. California has declared that no one needs a high capacity circle, and is considering legislation to lower pi to 2. Hank Johnson [D-GA] has submitted a bill guaranteeing free pi for everyone.
Except possibly those in Guam, lest the weight gain cause the island to tip over.