Remember the little black kid kidnapped by a gang of renegade circus clowns by six redheads in a red truck with flames on the side, with the leader wearing an arm tat that read “I hate black people”?
But I liked this at the end of the article:
On Eyewitness News at 6 p.m., you’ll hear from a longtime resident of the street where Parker said he was abducted and why he never believed the story.
What? There was someone in the entire country — with the possible exception of the punk’s mother — who did believe it?