NZ Manifesto

It took a while to find (most links were dead by the time I got to them), But I finally located the manifesto of the New Zealand asshole.

It’s a disjointed mess. Taken at face value, he’s a neo-nazi, Green, socialist isolationist.

If you heard he’s a Trump supporter, you can’t prove it by this document.

As a symbol of renewed white identity and common purpose? Sure. As a policy maker and leader? Dear god no

In some ways, apart from the eco-socialist stuff, it’s as though he was checking off all the boxes to be a stereotype of how Antifa views anyone left of Lenin, particularly anyone they think is a Trump supporter. It reads like something Occasional-Cortex would produce if she was faking a “right-wing” manifesto of a person out to save the White Race from those terrible brown invaders.

Again, taken at face value, this could be the work of a greenweenie who finally snapped when he could no longer rationalize issues with uncontrolled immigration from shithole countries.

Or not.

Then there’s weird stuff like this, stuck right in the middle of his attempts to explain himself and what he wants:

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

According all the reports I’ve seen, he’s Australian. No indication that he’s been to America, much less been a SEAl. I suspect he slipped that in just to see if anyone reads his little rant.

As best I can tell, chumbucket is just a racist fuck who decided he wanted to be famous (which he carefully and repeatedly says he doesn’t want. A lot.), and chose a place where they won’t execute his ass for mass murder.

Stop New Yorking my rights

This was particularly amusing to me, from a personal experience.

Hundreds turn out for hearing on Vt. gun control bill
Opponents, many dressed in the bright orange T-shirts emblazoned with the slogan “Stop New Yorking my Vermont Gun Rights!” said a waiting period requirement would block people who have an immediate need of self-defense from an opportunity to quickly purchase a firearm.

Some years back in New Hampshire, during one of the periods of Dimwitr control of the State House, a Dim entered a bill which would have banned possession of a firearm on any publicly controlled (not just owned) property. Buildings, parks, streets, sidewalks…

Yeah, that bad.

Come the day of the hearing, eight or nine hundred people showed up to voice their objection to the bill. I was one.

When it came time for statements from the public, one of the first (might have been the first) was the bill’s sponsor. Now, remember: this was New Hampshire, the “Live Free Or Die State.”

I shit you not, this damnfool woman stood at the mic and explained that we needed this law “to be more like New York,” where she came from.

Holy crap, I thought the Dimwit committee chairwoman was gonna break her gavel and destroy her vocal cords trying to silence the laughter, and travel recommendations.

Victim-disarmament aside, you’d think anyone with a vague recollection of history would know that getting New Hampshire to be New York ain’t happening.

Bump Stocks: An admission that “Acting” AG Whitaker’s signature wasn’t valid

Barr’s history on gun control makes this no great surprise.

New AG rubber stamps illegal bump stock rule change
Scheduled to be published on March 14th, newly appointed U.S. Attorney General William Barr will ratify a final rule from the ATF that determined bump stocks to be a “machine gun”.

This reaffirmation is in response to a federal lawsuit challenging then acting Attorney General Whitaker’s unconstitutional appointment to the position, who originally ratified the final rule.

Clearly, the government felt their defense of Whitaker’s validity was weak (which, having read the laws, I knew). They hope to walk into court and say, “That’s part’s moot Your Honor; the confirmed Attorney General signed it, too.”

But they just opened up another can of worms. Whitaker signed the rule on December 18, 2018. The rule — which the government just effectively admitted wasn’t valid — was officially published in the Federal Register on December 26.

Current possessors of bump-stock-type devices will have until the effective date of the rule (90 days from the date of publication in the Federal Register) to comply.

If Barr has to sign it again to shut down arguments over the validity, it has to be republished in the Register again, now that it has finally been “properly” signed.

And that resets the countdown clock.

So publish it, as now scheduled on March 14, 2019, and start the new 90 day countdown, with a new deadline of June 13, 2019. In accordance with the Administrative Procedures Act.

Made the news again

Got quoted fairly extensively in article about next month’s GPS rollover.

GPS Flaw: Security Expert Says He Won’t Fly April 6
UPDATE: Carl “Bear” Bussjaeger, a New Hampshire-based science-fiction writer, Air Force veteran and former telecommunications network technician, reached out to us via Twitter to say that the link between GPS timing and telecom networks is not direct.

“Networks don’t time off GPS,” Bussjaeger said in a tweet. “They time off internal/master station clocks. Those clocks periodically synchronize off GPS.”

Read more…

I got six paragraphs.

Of course, now that I’ve said that, the rollover will turn out to be a global catastrophe after all. [grin]

Democrats enabling election fraud since…

Well, since there have been Democrats.

This time we have H.R.1 – For Fuck the People Act of 2019.

To expand Americans’ access to the ballot box, reduce the influence of big money in politics, and strengthen ethics rules for public servants, and for other purposes.

It passed the House today. GovTrack says it has an 88% chance of being enacted. If it is, there is absolutely no reason for anyone but a Democrat to ever vote again.

Forget debates over the morality of voting, or whether there’s a candidate who represents your views, or if you can trust a pol to keep his promises. There will simply be no point in voting because Democrat voters will greatly outnumber everyone else.

H.R. 1 essentially legalizes fraud.

I’ve been very busy other issues, so while I expected this to be bad, I hadn’t checked on how bad until I heard the House passed it.

Honestly, I still haven’t read all of it. I’m not going to. I started with the voter registration stuff, realized how fucked we are, and stopped. When you’ve got that terminal cancer diagnosis with a few months to live, there’s not a lot of point in getting a dental checkup.

First, we’re going to have Internet registration. If we’re lucky, most new voters will be Russian Bots, and not the Chinese ones. If you can’t figure out how to submit a signature (which in theory would be matched to your signature when casting a ballot — tricky that, since one option is an “electronic signature” online), no problem Just give ’em one when you show up to vote.

Then there’s the automatic registration. Every agency with a list of people will submit those records to the state’s voter registration office. If the folks are deemed “eligible,” they’ll be informed by mail. Unless the potential voter affirmatively declines to be registered — you have to tell them not to — they get registered.

The problem with that… Pretend you’re Chicago. You have an agency that tracks deaths. Agency submits records. Registration office informs dead voter. Dead voter neglects to reply. Registered! Being Chicago, the only difference is that now it’s legal.

Or maybe it’s a welfare office. Which serves, among others, noncitizen resident aliens. Or, in some states, illegal aliens.

Or driver licenses for illegals, or “city ID cards” like NYC’s.

Folks who aren’t in the system, but want to vote, can register manually; in person or online. Let’s say they’re part of Stacey Abrams’ voting bloc. They can’t fill out the complete form because they don’t when “they” (for which read, “the person they’re pretending to be”) were born, or where they live. Never again will Abrams need to sue to get them counted. So long as the application is “substantially complete,” it’s close enough for government work.

Legalized voter fraud.

Guess who else gets to register: sixteen year-olds. Yes, dumbass high school students, who think limiting magazine to ten rounds would have prevented the Parkland shooting, get to register, too.

On the bright side, the bill allows for purging voter rolls (he said sarcastically). With a hell of a “but.”

No purging a voter who never voted.

No purging within 6 months of an election.

Want to purge someone who’s registered to vote in another state. You can do that. IF and only if the records in both states match perfectly: Exact spelling of the first name, middle name (in full), last name, and last four digits of the SSAN.

One state doesn’t record SSAN? Sorry; record doesn’t match, so you can’t purge. Ditto if one state didn’t list the middle name, or only used the initial. This will be very popular with the Masshole students of the University of North Massachuestts New Hampshire, who go to the NH polls in the morning, then jam the southbound interstate to vote in Mass. En mass.

Given the weasels in the Senate, this is probably going to pass. And that will enable the Crazocracy, which leaves the sane and honest folk with no options but a perpetual hunting season.

No wonder the corrupt scum infesting DC want us disarmed.


Did you ever wonder about that blog title up there? “Random Acts of Gibberish.” Maybe you thought it referred to my writing.

Only in part. It really refers to the subjects of most of my stuff: Crazed current events. Which also explains that googly-latin slogan. Run it through an online translator.

When I was young, boys were boys and girls were girls, and it was determined by genetics, allosomes. XX = girl, XY = boy. People who thought they were other than what they objectively, scientifically, were… were considered crazy. We felt a bit sorry for them, and hoped they’d get treatment for their mental illness.

Now, we are expected to accept that genetics has jack shit to do with it, that gender is determined by whatever the flying fuck I think for now. It isn’t enough that we humor such reality-challenged schizos; we have laws requiring us to at least pretend we believe them, and social pressure to actually do so. Failure to recognize that clearly male specimen as female on sight can get you fired.

I wanted to go into a technical field so I could build and fix things like radios and computers. Back then, it was understood that meant studying math and science, so you could do it right, preferably without killing yourself or anyone else.

Now, colleges want to deemphasize math and science in engineering programs, and teach people to apply social justice concepts to bridge building instead of math. This does not bode well for the nation’s infrastructure, as we saw when a Jacksonville bridge collapsed before they could even finish it. Yeah, people died. Because it also didn’t occur to them to block traffic while they worked on that multi-ton hunk of concrete.

I thought it was bad when I realized “remedial” math and English was a real thing in college (outside of of bonehead “jock math” for the football stars). Now you don’t need math so long as you invoke social justice. Which you will be require to study.

I don’t know what you need to be a lawyer. I had a discussion with a law professor who lied about the outcome of a case in the public record and believes the federal government doesn’t regulate firearms at all.

I remember when folks were a bit dubious about letting 18 year-olds vote. When folks below that age weren’t considered mentally mature enough to sign binding contracts on their own.

Now, there’s a huge push to let 16yos vote so they can make laws keeping guns away from folks less then 21yo, because no one under 21 is mature enough to exercise rights.

Speaking of guns, I recall when there were machineguns and semiautomatic rifles, and people knew the difference.

These days? You never know. The ATF has classified funny-shaped bits of metal and shoestrings as machineguns. Now it’s inert chunks of plastic.

We live in a age where our alleged leaders believe in — and make laws based upon that belief — stuff like fully automatic bullets, deadly assault funnels, ghost bullets fired from phantom guns, trigger grips, and two hundred-round pistol magazines.

And I’m sorry the Russians finally made a rifle designated the AK-15, because now reporters who write about AK-15s, AK-16s, AR-47s, and the like are never gonna get their shit straight.

Used to be, folks were ashamed to be on the dole.

Now it’s all “universal basic income, free college with a degree in social justice engineering from a feminist walrus perspective (which accounts for the need for UBI), free health care, free smart phones, and goddamn it free effing everything.” Ask where the money will come from and you’ll get a blank stare and, “It won’t cost anything; it’s free.

Once upon a time, a congresscreep was expected to be bright enough to at least count his bribe money.

Now we have low-grade morons who think they can run the entire country off solar panels and windmills in just ten years, without figuring that 1) it requires several times the production capability of the entire world, 2) it would cost more money than there is. That one has an economics degree (see above re:colleges). Or the guy who wants to enforce gun control laws by nuking most of the country, and can’t grasp that someone might take offense at the threat. He’s running for President, by the way.

We elected a president who astonished everyone by not delivering his State of the Union address via tweets, and ordered his administration to call bump-stocks machineguns. A former president is still running around telling people he’s from Kenya himself.

Maybe Swalwell will get elected.

I’ve got a congressshit who seems to think nothing of the fact that one of his staffers gave every appearance of running an identity theft scam from the rep’s office, and was certain violating the hell out of the Privacy Act of 1974. Sure ’nuff, he got re-elected. Because his opponent was far, far worse. But then, Hank “Tippy” Johnson also got re-elected.

Stacey Abrams, one of the Left’s current darlings, and failed gubernatorial candidate, thinks she can ban guns and everyone will just turn ’em in because no one raised a fuss when the feds banned radar detectors (hint for any millenial reading this: they didn’t). She publicly stated that her voting bloc includes noncitizens, legal and illegal. No one in the media blinked.

Why would they? They believed Jussie Smollet got beat up by a couple of white guys wearing MAGA hats in the heart of Chicago, at 2AM, in sub-zero temps. And that the Covington kids attacked a Native American.

I do a weekly newsletter for The Zelman Partisans. It includes an aggregation of news stories from the previous week, so I have to read and watch a lot of news. Some outlets I can’t use at all because they’re so unreliable: CNN, MSNBC, Daily Beast, and more (correction: sometimes I use them when I specifically need to illustrate shitty reporting). Others I can use, but only if I can verify their version against other reports. You wouldn’t believe how much outright plagiarism I find in the process. Or, if you remember when the news at least pretended to investigate and report, you probably would believe it.

Aggregating that weekly news is now the most stressful work I do, because of the utter crap — “fake news,” if you will — I have to wade through. I doubt any of the subscribers have any idea how much time and effort goes into that little email. (Hint: the newsletter alone is a full time — overtime — job. Unpaid.)

(If any subscribers wondered about those silly cat pictures that occasionally show up in the middle of firearms news, that’s when the stress peaked.)

We now have a generation of “leaders” and “builders” raised to believe everyone gets a trophy, that knowledge isn’t important, feelz trump reality, and who are too fucking insane to recognize reality anyway. They’re “teaching” and training the next generation; we’re into a regenerative feedback loop, oscillating out of control. Literal, unarticulated screeching has become normal political discourse.

We are fucked, and I see no way out of it.