Clinton Shitting on America for Decades

And now she’s upped the game to doing it literally. I’m serious

But it’s all good now.

“This was an honest mistake and we apologize to the Lawrenceville community for any harm we may have caused,” a DNC spokesperson told WSB-TV 2 News.

“We were unaware of any possible violations and have already taken corrective action with the charter bus company to prevent this from happening again,” they added.

Think about it. Here’s a candidate who not only is totally ignorant of the laws (local, state, and federal) regarding the dumping of raw human waste…

WTF? Forget the laws for a moment. Here’s a candidate whose people believe that dumping her toxic shit on an unsuspecting community is socially and morally acceptable. Yeah, Clinton’s been doing that metaphorically for decades, but this was real fecal deal. She’s OK with that. The DNC is OK with that. It was just a bunch of dumb, southern redneck hicks, after all. Right?

Nope. This little bus tour has been going on for months. And if, in months, they never figured out that spraying shit into the street is wrong, that suggests they’ve been doing it all along the route.

Now, city folk who’ve never had to deal with their own underlaying infrastructure may be thinking, “What’s the big deal? They were dumping it into the sewer, right?”

Wrong. They sorta semi aimed for a storm drain (and missed). Modern systems keep storm/rain water runoff and and septic systems separate. The septic sewage lines are closed and go to an appropriate treatment plant. Storm drains usually go to drainage ditches/canals, and finally straight to rivers and lakes. They’re separate because you don’t want a good thunderstorm to overload your sewage capacity causing human waste to…

…spill out.

Lawrenceville, GA buys its water from Gwinett County. Gwinett gets its water from Lake Lanier. Gee, I wonder where Lawrenceville’s now contaminated storm drain water ends up.

And I wonder how many other communities across the country have been hit with the same problem, and may not even know the cause. I hope someone with aspirations to being a real reporter is backtracking the bus route and checking with local utility departments about contamination problems.

If Clinton will shit on the very people she expects to vote for her, what do you suppose she’ll do if actually elected?

SMOD Stuff

I’m 55. This is the first time I ever did this.

Or this.

The neighbors — so far — are amused.

I don’t have the new signs on hand yet. But you can order them.

New SMOD Signs

The corrugated plastic SMOD yard signs are a little pricey, I must admit. So here’s something slightly more affordable.

$10.30. Cheaper in bulk.

20×16″ matte paper poster. Or you can specify other sizes and get it cheaper.

For the record, I went with the lowest royalty Zazzle will let me set, to try to keep the price down. I’m not exactly getting rich off these. The point is to express disgust with the choices the system has inflicted on voters, not to make money. Not that there’s anything wrong with wonderful cashy money.

Don’t forget your SMOD bumper stickers.

Folks are missing the real story here

BUSTED: Hillary Planted Child Actor to Ask Question at Pathetic Little Town Hall Rally
IT WAS ALL A PLANNED SHOW FOR THE CROOKED MEDIA—
On Tuesday Hillary Clinton held another small town hall rally in Haverford, Pennsylvania. During the event a young 15 year-old girl asked Hillary Clinton a question on body image. Her name is Brennan Leach. She has her own IMBD actor’s page.

A Democrat is finally on record as having created an actual job for someone.

That’s a real blow to the Democrats

Man Shot Dead After Trying To Rob Gun Owner Identified As Treamel Gray, 23
A man with a concealed-carry license shot and killed an armed robber Wednesday night in Grand Boulevard, police said.
[…]
Treamel Gray, 23, one of the alleged robbers, was shot in his head. Gray, of south suburban Flossmoor, was pronounced dead at the scene.

Now Gray’s only going to be able to vote once in Chicago this November.

Prepping for tonight’s debate

Nicki’s also looking forward to it.

You’ve got to admit the skin tone is remarkably life-like

Trump Chia Pet

Yes, there is a Clinton version, too. The blank stare is pretty realistic.

Yard Signs: Sweet Meteor O’Death

We’re approaching the wire. Given a choice between Hillary “Weekend at Bernie’s” Clinton, Donald “Can’t I afford a better spraytan?” Trump, and Gary “Carbon Tax” Johnson, its clear the only choice is an extinction level event.

Since some locales regulate just how soon you can put out campaign signs (no earleir than 30 days priot to election day where I am), I think it’s time to remind folks to get their Sweet Meteor O’Death 2016 signs.

$25.00 at Zazzle

Order now to get them in time to make your point. Remember, these aren’t just for your yard. I plan to plant some amongst the other campaign signs near my local polling station. (Check local laws on how close to the station you can get.)

And get your SMOD Bumper stickers!

$5.00 at Zazzle.

We ain’t screwing around with lesser evils this time.

That would explain why she was propped up against that post in NYC

Via Knuckledraggin’ My Life Away:

Hillary Humor

Q: How many Secret Service agents does it take to keep Clinton upright?

A: No one knows. They haven’t succeeded yet.

Well, not our only hope. There’s Parkinson’s and all the strokes.

And there’s this one.

Or: “A Casket of Incurables“