Is the piggy bank getting low, Al?

Fuck you.

Al Gore’s New Group Demands $15 Trillion To Fight Global Warming
A group of executives who want to fight global warming has published a new report calling for countries to spend up to $600 billion a year over the next two decades to boost green energy deployment and energy efficiency equipment.

The Energy Transitions Commission’s (ETC) report claims “additional investments of around $300-$600 billion per annum do not pose a major macroeconomic challenge,” which they say will help the world meet the goals laid out in the Paris agreement.

It would far more effective and economical to launch Gore into low Earth orbit where he can perpetually bathe the planet in his cooling rays.


The Ice Age is here

…according to HLN. They just put a banner on-screen that said the Northeast is expecting 20 feet of snow.

I’d appreciate my Yankee readers posting their snow totals on comments. Assuming you can still get online, and weren’t eaten by Ice Age megafauna predators. Or stepped on by mammoths.

What the hell was Al Gore doing up there?