Sore Winners?

Shee-it. What would they have done if the Eagles lost?

Fires, mayhem, insane trust falls in Philly after Super Bowl win

On the bright side, someone discovered a use for Bud Light.

I can’t wait for the conversation between the city and the EPA over that hydraulic fluid they sloshed around.

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Beer Run!

Half-naked Ohio driver crashes car into store to get beer, police say
Rocky River police said 45-year-old Robert Mason was traveling at around 40 mph when he drove through the front wall of the store early Sunday, Fox 8 Cleveland reported. Once inside, police said, he told the store clerk he needed beer.
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Mason, who police said was suffering from issues related to his service in the military, barricaded himself inside a beer cooler and told police to shoot him. He was eventually subdued with a Taser.