Joel, Joel, Joel…

Army drone goes missing in Arizona
An unmanned aircraft launched Tuesday from Fort Huachuca, Arizona, lost connectivity and hasn’t been found, Army officials said Friday.

Tell me you took out the camera first, so it couldn’t send back your picture. Since they can’t find it, I guess you killed the transponder.

But what the hell are you going to do with it? Stuff it and mount on the wall? Kinda big.

Giant weather vane on the chicken coop?

Repair it and buzz invading cattle?

I’ll bet the compliance rate will be almost as good as NY SAFE

Time to register those deadly assault drones.

Unmanned Aircraft Systems (UAS) Registration
If you own a drone, you must register it with the Federal Aviation Administration’s Unmanned Aircraft System (UAS) registry. A federal law effective December 21, 2015 requires unmanned aircraft registration, and you are subject to civil and criminal penalties if you do not register.

Register before January 20, 2016 and your $5 registration fee will be refunded!

Screwem.