Lamestream Muddia: Seth Rich nonstory

If you’re the sort who normally reads my ramblings, you probably heard the latest on the Seth Rich case. If you aren’t, if you rely on the mainstream media for your approved facts, then you probably didn’t.

News media blackout over Seth Rich revelations
The story that many conservative media considered a “bombshell” Tuesday didn’t even register as a blip on the screens of CNN, ABC and CBS.

All three of the networks completely ignored the revelations by a private investigator that DNC staffer Seth Rich, who was shot dead last July while walking home from a bar, had leaked more than 44,000 internal DNC emails to WikiLeaks before his death.

If you’re in the second, less-informed group, Rich was the DNC staffer who was killed — shortly after emails embarrassing to the the Clinton campaign and the DNC went public — in a robbery in which nothing was taken: not his smartphone, wallet, expensive nor wristwatch. Upon hearing those little facts, even I — who generally prefer to avoid unsubstantiated conspiracy theories other than for entertainment — immediately thought Hmm, a DNC staffer with access to the system allegedly hacked by “Russians” mysteriously dies after Hillary is outed and embarrassed; how convenient… again.

Oh well. You want the “real news” to cover the story? Start passing along an “unconfirmed rumor” that Rich was a Trump mole killed to hide the link. Instant 3 inch headline above the fold.

We can fix it

From HuffPo (and let that be your warning to swallow your coffe before clicking), we have yet another woeful tale of Hillary Lost Disorder.

How I Ended Up In A Psych Ward On Election Night
A while before, during the final hour of November 8, I had committed myself to institutional psychiatric care. A generation or two ago they would have said I was suffering a nervous breakdown: catatonic, plagued by involuntary jerking motions (my head furiously shaking “No! ”), speech patterns disjointed, weeping uncontrollably.

No; a generation ago, we would have said you’re an overly indulged pussy, never taught by responsible parents to deal with set backs. Hell, most of the country is saying that now;. Pussy. Catatonia? Bull -effin’-shit, Benny. Catatonics don’t — can’t — commit themselves.

But we can fix this. We can save these perpetual children from life’s hard knocks.

Yep, we need to take up a collection and buy Hillary a participation trophy, and all will be well with those who never learned about losing.

‘Bout damned time

So Castro’s finally dead.

I’m just wondering what he finally did to piss off Hillary Clinton after all these years.

To pursue, or not to pursue…

…isn’t the question. The question is if someone said this, and who it supposedly was.

From the New York Post:

Trump won’t pursue charges against Clinton
President-elect Donald Trump won’t subject Hillary Clinton to a criminal inquiry — instead, he’ll help her heal, his spokeswoman said Tuesday. “I think when the president-elect who’s also the head of your party … tells you before he’s even inaugurated he doesn’t wish to pursue these charges, it sends a very strong message, tone and content, to the members,” Kellyanne Conway told the hosts of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” who first reported that the president-elect would not pursue his campaign pledge to “lock up” Clinton, his Democratic opponent.

Except the MSNBC link doesn’t say that. The talking heads simply say that an unnamed “source” said that Trump has no interest in pursuing an investigation of Clinton’s email usage or foundation. No names in that link, no mention of “healing.”

WTF?

Does anyone have a better source for this apparent 180 on Trump’s part?

Added: Breitbart has a better video link.

“I think when the President-elect, who’s also the head of your party, tells you before he’s even inaugurated that he doesn’t wish to pursue these charges, it sends a very strong message, tone, and content to the members,” Conway said. “And I think Hillary Clinton still has to face the fact that the majority of Americans don’t find her to be honest and trustworthy. But if Donald Trump can help her heal, then perhaps that is a good thing. Look, I think he’s thinking of many different things as he is preparing to become president of the United States, and things that sound like the campaign aren’t among them.”

So it sounds like Conway’s saying that Trump told her he isn’t interested in pursuing charges, but the whole bit about “healing” is her own thought. Now I’d like to see an actual statement from the Trumpster himself saying yea or nay.

But his transition team saying stuff like this…

It’s almost as if he’s deliberately reversing the one thing that got a lot of doubters to vote for him, juts before the Electoral College votes, to torpedo his real election.

Possibly the creepiest Clinton quote ever

“Service is the rent we pay for living. You don’t get to stop paying rent just because things didn’t go your way.”
— Hillary Clinton, November 16, 2016, charity event in Washington, DC

You know that right to “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” those dead white guys mentioned? Forget it. There aparently is no right to life in Clinton’s alternate reality. You can’t even buy it. You rent it on a per diem basis, in service to… whomever Her Imperial Evil Bitchiness demands, I guess.

Given her supporters’ whining over her popularity contest loss, most likely to herself.

So that’s what happened

I deliberately avoided news last night. I even delayed checking anything for a while this morning. So…

Trump won the non-binding popularity contest, and is expected to win the electoral college vote.

Clinton hasn’t been seen in public since she cast her own ballot. Still no firm time for her to appear. I figure she’s either stroked out, or they’re still tranking her.

The media pollsters were shocked and horrified to discover that there are people somewhere in between the East and West Coasts. Who knew?

Just remember: It’s never too late for an Extinction Level Event.

Oh, yeah.

Cue an Obama pardon for HRC in… 3… 2… 1…

Disinformation

Stuff magically appearing on the Internet regarding the Clintons. I would say this is getting hilarious…

…and this…

This update is in regards to the private emails of Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin found on the computer of Huma’s pedophile husband, Anthony Weiner.

The files in the folder named “Life Insurance” contained emails that revealed bombshell evidence that Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin are running a pedophile sex ring. Out of the 650,000 emails on Anthony Weiner’s computer, 11,112 emails are specifically related to Huma.

Kent Dunn says there is information regarding the true founders of ISIS terrorist group. ISIS was created by the CIA in collaboration with the Israeli Mossad. The inventors of ISIS are Joe Lieberman, John McCain, and Lindsey Graham.

There are three files that are in the folder labeled “Life Insurance” , one of which is called ‘DNC Nuclear Arsenal’. The second file is labeled ‘Intimate XXX’, which contains naked pictures of Huma Abedin, Hillary Clinton, and a teenage girl having sex. The Third file was not mentioned?

After an email like that from Podesta, you’d think he’d have already accidentally shot himself in the back of the head two or three times, while driving his car off a cliff from the locked trunk. Problem is, it’s fake. Do some searches of your own. It isn’t in the dump.

How salacious: “Life Insurance” folder, a Hillary/Huma/girl threesome, CIA/Mossad/Daesh…

And all claims unsourced. In fact, while I keep hearing “650,000 Clinton emails found on the Weiner-Machine” I haven’t seen an attribution for that either. Not even “confidential source close to the investigation who wishes to remain anonymous.” The number just… appears. On the web. On TV. In papers. It started over the weekend.

I think we’re looking Clintonista propaganda taking advantage of confirmation bias: Those who know HRC for the evil, vindictive bitch she is would want to believe it all. Maybe the email count is even accurate; the best lies are based in truth.

But the specific claims are the sort that can be dismissed as paranoid conspiracy theory, and when no evidence to support them appears, it discredits any real leaks. Taint by association.

Do I think HRC et al are capable of such stuff? Yeah. But did it happen? And would evidence exist? Not so much. For me, the best indicator that this isn’t real is that — at least as I type — Abedin and Weiner still appear to be alive. No convenient shaving “accidents” with a straight razor while grooming cheeks and legs.

I’m not a Trump supporter…

But this was frickin’ hilarious.

I’m expecting to hear of The Donald’s untimely and mysterious demise any time now.

His speech writer — clearly a new hire — is a genius, and should be both wealthy and on the run now. This is what Trump should have been doing all along, but he isn’t sufficiently knowledgeable of all those subjects to have done it before.

True dat

Shamelessly looted from Never Yet Melted.

Clinton Shitting on America for Decades

And now she’s upped the game to doing it literally. I’m serious

But it’s all good now.

“This was an honest mistake and we apologize to the Lawrenceville community for any harm we may have caused,” a DNC spokesperson told WSB-TV 2 News.

“We were unaware of any possible violations and have already taken corrective action with the charter bus company to prevent this from happening again,” they added.

Think about it. Here’s a candidate who not only is totally ignorant of the laws (local, state, and federal) regarding the dumping of raw human waste…

WTF? Forget the laws for a moment. Here’s a candidate whose people believe that dumping her toxic shit on an unsuspecting community is socially and morally acceptable. Yeah, Clinton’s been doing that metaphorically for decades, but this was real fecal deal. She’s OK with that. The DNC is OK with that. It was just a bunch of dumb, southern redneck hicks, after all. Right?

Nope. This little bus tour has been going on for months. And if, in months, they never figured out that spraying shit into the street is wrong, that suggests they’ve been doing it all along the route.

Now, city folk who’ve never had to deal with their own underlaying infrastructure may be thinking, “What’s the big deal? They were dumping it into the sewer, right?”

Wrong. They sorta semi aimed for a storm drain (and missed). Modern systems keep storm/rain water runoff and and septic systems separate. The septic sewage lines are closed and go to an appropriate treatment plant. Storm drains usually go to drainage ditches/canals, and finally straight to rivers and lakes. They’re separate because you don’t want a good thunderstorm to overload your sewage capacity causing human waste to…

…spill out.

Lawrenceville, GA buys its water from Gwinett County. Gwinett gets its water from Lake Lanier. Gee, I wonder where Lawrenceville’s now contaminated storm drain water ends up.

And I wonder how many other communities across the country have been hit with the same problem, and may not even know the cause. I hope someone with aspirations to being a real reporter is backtracking the bus route and checking with local utility departments about contamination problems.

If Clinton will shit on the very people she expects to vote for her, what do you suppose she’ll do if actually elected?