The victim disarming gun controllers of March for Our Lives planned a die-in gun control protest in Atlanta today.
Atlanta ‘die-in’ gun-law protest cancelled due to weather
The group announced on various social media pages that the event had been cancelled because of “safety concerns arising from the weather forecast.” The group said it planned to reschedule the rally and protest.
That seemed odd. I took a look at weather radar: No precipitation.
Current conditions: 73 degrees and cloudy.
Forecast: 70% chance of scattered thunderstorms around 3PM, well after their demonstration of resolve panty-twisting.
In short, June in Georgia. It’s about the same here right now, except we’re up to 80 degrees.
I can imagine the scene in the MFOL coordinators’ basement.
“Hey, guys; there’s a chance of thunderstorms later today.”
“Thunderstorms?”
“Yeah, rain, lightning, thunder..”
“Thunder?”
“Sure, you know… boom.”
“Boom? OMG! Shots fired! Lockdown! Safe space! Teddy bears and emotional support puppies!”
“Cancel the die-in! The NRA is coming!”
I imagine they’re all cowering in closets.
* Not a typo.
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