Obama: Lather, Rinse, Repeat

What does Obama want Congress to do about ISIS and terrorism?
In his speech to the nation about the terror threat Sunday evening, the president had some ideas about what lawmakers could do to help keep the country safer.

  • “Congress should act to make sure no one on a no-fly list is able to buy a gun.”
    If you’re too dangerous to fly commercially, you’re too dangerous to… drive a multi-ton vehicle of mass destruction with high capacity tanks that hold gallons of explosives, buy evil assault knives, or walk the streets. Come to think of it, Ted Kennedy was on the no-fly list; that might’ve saved Mary Jo Kopechne.
  • “We also need to make it harder for people to buy powerful assault weapons like the ones that were used in San Bernardino.”
    Ah, the nuke-tipped, Tyrannosaur-demolishing, hyperspeed, ultimately powerful .223Rem/5.56NATO… considered too wimpy for deer in some states.

The nameless terrorist reportedly purchased his handguns legally — licensing, waiting period, background check, and all — in the state with restrictions that are the very model of those Obama wants imposed on honest folk.

Terrorist does something bad = Punish everyone who didn’t do it. Without due process. Or even notice.

Same old same old.

Fidel Obama

In the spirit of normalizing relations between the US and Cuba, Barrycade Obama is changing his name to Fidel.

Obama Ignores ‘Wrap-It-Up’ Beeps, Talks and Talks at Climate Summit
Obama was one of 147 world leaders given a three-minute slot at the COP21 conference to outline their vision for the future of the planet.

The president of the free world, however, had other ideas.

More than eight and a half minutes into Obama’s address — and with no sign he was stopping soon — three beeps sounded across the auditorium, clearly audible to everyone present and watching on TV.
The beeps continued every 30 seconds, but the president plowed on.
After 11 minutes, whoever was manning the “beep” button had clearly given up, and no more prompts were heard until Obama ended his epic discourse just shy of 14 minutes.

I thought it was interesting that such a sarcastically critic piece was published by lefty NBC.

Of course they didn’t

Justice Dept.: No criminal charges for ex-IRS official
“We found no evidence that any IRS official acted based on political, discriminatory, corrupt or other inappropriate motives that would support a criminal prosecution.”

I’m so relieved that the Obama DOJ found no evidence of political skullduggery in the Obama IRS’ cover-up of its targeting of anti-Obama conservative groups.


So Obama thinks it’s time guns are finally regulated.

RE: Oregon shooting, of course.

Barrycade got up to dance in the blood, and declared that mass shootings like this are worse than terrorism. Odd how — what with so few details being released — he already knows this wasn’t ‘terrorism’. Kinda like ol’ ‘Allahu Akhbar’ cutting loose at Fort Hood was just workplace violence; not terrorism.

Obummer also pretends that firearms are unregulated, and that it’s high time that changed. Funny how he skipped over the part about Oregon having the universal preemptively-prove-your-innocence background checks he loves so much.

Right now, from various reports, we know the shooter was a 20yo male. A witness said he had a handgun, not an ‘assault rifle’. Another witness said that the shooter forced people to the ground then had each one stand up and state their religion.

Guess what.
oregon-christian-shooterI’m wavering between leftwing socialist whacko and Muslim. Or both.

But back to ‘finally’ regulating guns: Not know when, where, or how the shooter got his gun, tell us Obama, exactly what laws you propose to stop this from ever happening again.


That’s because he isn’t going to mention ‘total ban and forcible confiscation of every single arm in civilian hands over night’. Not with an election coming up.


And we’ll just have to ignore certain inconvenient facts.

I suspect that police department is one with a maximum IQ requirement*

“Fairfield Police Lt. James Perez said authorities aren’t sure what to make of the sign and are investigating the incident.”

Dead Skunks Found With “Obama Stinks” Sign in Fairfield


-psst- Perez! I’m pretty sure it means someone doesn’t approve of socialist Obama.

* Max PD IQ’s

It’s time to cut the Secret Service some slack

Over at Joel’s blog, he notes that Obama has a little trouble with speechifying faux pas.

“Rehearsed and teleprompted, Obama can pose as one of the greatest orators in his political generation. Granted that oration isn’t what it used to be, but still. He can speak the words if they’re properly fed to him. We’ve all seen what happens when he tries to, uh, uh, uh, wing it. Frankly I’m surprised his handlers don’t use every means including tranquilizer darts to keep him from straying from the TOTUS, but sometimes he still does. (emphasis added-cb)

“I’m not criticizing that. A campaign team or an administration is like any competitive team: If you want to win, you determine your strengths and play to them. The Obama group seems to forget that at odd times, and it really shows.”

This could explain why the Secret Service is so slow off the mark to “protect” him from potential attackers- they aren’t sure which are attackers and which are handlers trying to restrain him.

Or… Heck, maybe it’s an inversion of the Dan Quayle Ploy (no one dared assassinate Bush for fear that <a href=”https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Quayle#.22Potatoe.22″>Mr. Potatoehead</a> would ascend to the Presidency). Someone might be figuring that Biden would at least be an <i>entertaining</i> incompetent.