2016: Detested bastard endorses weasel who isn’t running

Plan B: John Boehner Endorses Paul Ryan for President
Politico reports that Boehner, speaking at a conference in Boca Raton, Florida, said: “If we don’t have a nominee who can win on the first ballot, I’m for none of the above. They all had a chance to win. None of them won. So I’m for none of the above. I’m for Paul Ryan to be our nominee.”

Clearly Ryan hasn’t been keeping up with the EPA

Speaker Ryan on mission to clean house, from the ground up
The Wisconsin Republican, who is known for sleeping in his office at night when he’s in Washington, mentions “ozone machines” that apparently “can detoxify the environment.”

Maybe someone should mention this to the EPA, which has a differing opinion on ozone. Funnny how this politically aware congresscritter missed that.

Maybe Congress exempted itself from that one, too.