There is not enough popcorn in the world for that show

Technically true.

Will Obama Pick Himself For High Court?
One name I have not seen on any of these lists, but which has been mentioned as a possible pick for Hillary, is that of Barack Obama himself. There is nothing in the Constitution to prevent a president from appointing himself to the Supreme Court. Of course, he would have to get Senate approval, and the idea of Joe Biden stepping up to the presidency, even for a very short time, would play in, but it’s not beyond possibility, especially if his first pick were to be stymied.

And if he appointed himself with the Senate in recess, they’d have to impeach him or he’d be there until the end of the session.

I sort of hope he does it. “Chief Justice of the Supreme Court Barack Hussein Obama.” It just rolls of the tongue like spewing vomit.