Mahmud, next time you do one of those bomb threats, don’t use that stupid ‘firstname.lastname@example.org email account.
As Allah wills, but why not Achmed?
Because no one with any sense is going to take that seriously. I heard that the first thing the NYPD did was check the school testing schedules to see if someone needed to get out of a test for which they had not studied.
But, Achmed, they believed it in Los Angeles!
* Because these days, they don’t need to do anything to cause a panic. A silly threat will do. From a silly email address.